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Junior Dude Freewriting College Essay

Junior Dude Freewriting College Essay

Junior Dudes Brit Lit teacher is awesome. And she got her high school seniors freewriting today on the topic of "A college (application) essay" -- heres the one my son wrote.


               Me? I love to fight for justice. From the British in 1776 to the Soviets in the 1980s and every war in between. I am crafty. I can make a sniper rifle that can kill someone 10 miles away out of nothing but sticks and tape. I can cook. Once the President awarded me the Medal of Honor for cooking him the best steak hes ever had. I am intelligent. I know how to destroy black holes and keep stars from exploding. I am charismatic. Once I convinced a smoking hot woman to bring her friends back to my hotel room. Lets just say that night was wild. I am a winner. Once I won an election with 100% of the vote. And over 80 million votes were cast. I am a sports god. Once I got 6 home runs, 4 touchdowns, 8 slam dunks, and 18 holes in one--all on the same day. I have done everything you can think of. Except go to college.






You know what moms reaction is?



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